The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
ELEMENT: WOMAN
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