Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
FBI-CIA-LAPD!!!
The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans
|At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was “Where do you...
Repetitiveness
After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom...
blonde swimming
There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...