What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Senior Driver
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...