Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
I’ll get you next slime!
|What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Deadly disease
“My girl, Ginger, is going to die of syphilis,” mumbles an angrybiker to one...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...