Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Woman’s instructions
|THE WOMAN’S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Never do housework. No man ever made love to...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...