New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...