Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
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What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Blonde Medical Terminology
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The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
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Ten years on a deserted island
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