Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...