The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!