The power of shifting
|Unleash the Power of Shift!Q: My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...