yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Sleep Better
An elderly woman went into the doctor’s office. When the doctor asked why she...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...
Going Down French Style!
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...