Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
|If Microsoft Ran The IRS “Government should be run like a business.” We’ve all...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Blinker
Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Arthritis
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...