M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
A psychology student at a local university…
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate...