A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
How do they do it?
How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!
New product cuts stress
|From “Machine Design” Magazine……Byte BatAll too often, computers aren’t up when you need them,...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...