Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
A Duck walks into a bar…
A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...