Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
OJ\’s URL
OJ Simpson’s website address:www dot ‘o’ dot ‘j’ dot com backslash backslash backslash escape.
Stupid Elephant Jokes
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the...
Real news headlines 10
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. March Planned For...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...