Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Sex Education
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he...
Where would you go?
There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson,...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
New Insurance Policy
After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...