How do fireflies start a race
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Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes. That way if they...
More Pick Up Lines
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God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked,...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
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A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
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There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...