What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
Stick your tongue out…
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done!...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...