Car Acronyms
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Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...