chameleon’s motto
|What is a chameleon’s motto?A change is as good as a rest!
Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
Off the cliff!
The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff,...
A husband with a computer addiction
|My Dear Husband,I am sending you this letter via this BBS communications thing, so...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...