Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?Outlaws are wanted.
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...