The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
Bad temper problem
|Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail...