She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper’s mother said to her son, “How come you never go...
Excess billing hours
|A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...