You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
A stolen credit card
|A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Stupid Insults 8/31
Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn’t...