What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Tossed Off A Ship
A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Newt coming out
One gay man says to the other, did you hear Newt Gingrich is coming...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...