A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Is there a doctor in the house?
A strained voice called out through the darkenedtheater, “Please, is there a doctor in...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...