Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Newest ATM machines
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your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
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What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Six Bad Days
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Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...