Why did the cactus cross the road?
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Clinton movie titles…
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The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy…
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. “When it...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Angry Truck Driver
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a...