La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?
What does Ted Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he had?? An ex-wife and...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
No sex for an eagle!
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...