Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...