Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?
Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has...
Oh boy!
The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”Her friend says,...
Deaf
A man goes to his doctor and says, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...