The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
The Old-Age Test!
Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished,...