Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
tadpole feel lonely
|Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Bus Full of Politicians
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the...
The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
Q: What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...