Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...