Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Get a hot mama!
A 87 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
Delivering a baby
|A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...