Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...