I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Bass jokes
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housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Body Building
A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number...
A story with a moral
While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, “Hey, Marie,...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
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