I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
You really do stink
|It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Quickie
You know you’ve been married too long when a “Quickie” before dinner now means...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.