sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
America Offline
A long, long, time ago I can still...
Dumb,eh?
A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Touch-typists
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?A: The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...