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Little Johnny is coming home from the store…
Little Johnny’s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in...
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Who owns the cows?
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What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Daffynitions!
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Far East
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More Darwin Awards!
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own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...