Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.
man’s idea of housework?
|What’s a man’s idea of housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!