Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
Jokes about St. Patrick’s Day
|Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
I Confess
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...