Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
Looks bad on resume cover letters
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A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...