May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Another dress
Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: “I’ve got another...