Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
Talking Dirty
If a man talking dirty to a woman is sexual harassment, what do you...
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Following the sign
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The...
The man approached the very beautiful woman…
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You...
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant…
Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!