Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Fly, baby, fly!
A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...