You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Encyclopedias for sale
For sale by Owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
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A novel grasp on marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl – cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny....
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Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about...
Twas the night before X-mas
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Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...