Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!