Why bikes are better than women!
1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3....
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
I didn’t get any money this time
|A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....