They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
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Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
The customs of an Irishman
|An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Multi-syllable words
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “Today we are going to...
Bad News…
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his...